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i exist still, in a way! [01 May 2010|08:38am]

specifically, if anyone still reads this (unlikely, yes), the web site i update frequently is nebevay.com. it is a "blog" on which i post strange little comics and maybe some other things, too, if i am "in the mood."

maybe i will see you there, friend!

-jmc

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[28 Jul 2003|01:27am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

So here I am eating a TV dinner and having a beer at 1:30 in the morning. I'm beginning my two or three week recording push tomorrow. I'm gonna try to kick out two whole CDs by November. Isn't that exciting? You probably said to yourself No, Jared, that really doesn't mean jack to me, if you want to know the truth. I saw Tomb Raider 2 tonight. It was as lousy a movie as the first. But at least there was a kick-ass skydiving/gliding scene. Um, bought some movies the other day: Mr. Accident (I secretly think that Yahoo Serious is the funniest damn guy on the planet), Jawbreaker, and Batman: The Movie (you know, from 1967 with Adam West... a classic cheez romp). hmmm... I cleaned my whole goddam room today. It was like a cartoon, it was sooooo messy. But now it's a nice, clean, tidy little recording suite. I'm gonna have me a good week, I reckon. Plus, I got a couple more Moxy Früvous CDs comin' in the mail. Yay for me! Okay, well goodnight peoples.

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Goodnight, silent, lonely world [16 Jul 2003|02:47am]
[ mood | drained ]

Ever since Conan was over, I've been wasting my time with "I Love the 80's" on vh1. Don't get me wrong, I do love the 80's. Shit I was born in 81. But have you noticed how the mainstream has taken nostalgia and turned it into an industry? Seriously. Nobody wants some burned out rocker's take on some 80's toy or something. You want good old-fashioned 80's nostalgia (and a plethora of other goodies), go to www.x-entertainment.com. Great site that pretty much says it all. And with that, I am finally going to bed. I am oh, so tired. Oh, so tired. Even if you don't sleep well, I will. Meh.

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Ah, Dos Equis, my best friend in the whole entire world... [16 Jul 2003|01:20am]
Yes, there is nothing wuite like a cold beer in the middle of the night. By myself. With all the lights off. :) Conan rocks my frickin' world.

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[16 Jul 2003|12:02am]
shit, nevermind. I'm an hour early. God, WHAT AM I GONNA DO FOR AN HOUR? hmmm...

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[15 Jul 2003|11:38pm]
Oh, so tired ... but must ... stay up for Conan ... and masturbation ... >>thump<<

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Fear and Loathing in my head [15 Jul 2003|02:18am]
[ mood | tired ]

Yeah, so I guess I watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas yesterday or the day before. I had been inspired, you see, by Pirates of the Carribean. Johnny Depp has got to be the coolest damn guy around. He prances around Pirates looking gayer than gay, but still manages to come off as a total badass. So I went ahead and rewatched F&LILV. I had forgotten how much I loved that movie and how much it made me want to stay away from pychedellic drugs. Seems like people spend more time scared than happy. Heh. Yup, I'd prefer a 40 of King Cobra any day. Anywho, Fear and Loathing inspired me to screen-cap some pictures from it and edit them down to lj userpic size, as is evident by the picture above. Also capped Bebop. Let's see... What is going on in this side of the nut-house... I hate working, and that is why I have been very reluctant in my job search. Have you ever noticed that it's hard to try to find something that you don't really want to find? Ah, well, best start saving money. One more year (hopefully) to the big move. Till my life starts. Till I get to leave this stupid state. It's fuggin hot here, see. And conservative. And so goddam expensive. Well, my best buddies are off to the San Diego Comic-Con this week, a yearly ritual that my income - or lack thereof - prevents me from participating in this year. Oh, well, I always end up pressured to buy some Star Wars figures that I know I've seen cheaper that I'll just put in a box in my closet anyway. One time I bought a ouija board. One time I bought a stack of worthless Marvel drivel. One time my friend paid TEN DOLLARS for an autograph by the guy who played LUKE'S FUCKING UNCLE in EpisodeIV. Yeah, Uncle Owen. TEN DOLLARS. But he was also the friend who got Kevin Smith to write something like, "To Justin, let's get together and fuck some time. Love, Kevin Smith." Also, once when we went to meet Weird Al and get his autograph, we got up to the table and Justin saw a big pile of gifts from fans - letters, flowers and the like - so he dug in his pocket and pulled out seventy-five cents and put it on the table, to which Weird Al replied enthusiastically, "Thanks!" Heh. Good times. Ok, off to bed now, it's 2:34 in the morning. Hope all is well outside my cave. Goodnight.

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Exercise sucks [14 Jul 2003|05:55pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

Yeah, that subject kinda says it all doesn't it? I decided that the 100 pounds that I have gained since sophomore year of high school (6 1/2 years ago - damn it doesn't seem like it...) need to go. So I've implemented a strict regimen of DDRMax (Dance Dance Revolution). Yeah. So not only am I shaving off all the unnecessary weight with a lot of cardio, I'm also getting down with my bad self. An hour of that a day, four days a week oughta do something. Also all the french fries and potato chips that I've been seen consuming in recent years must be removed from my personal menu. God, I'm hungry. I hate posting boring things, but when your life is really really boring, what the hell else are you supposed to write? Argh. I'll write more later about how wonderful it is to apartment shop in London, ON compared to San Diego, CA.

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Jared is still alive, believe it or not... [24 Mar 2003|05:00am]
[ mood | weird ]

Okay, so maybe it's more likely that the reason I've not been on lj for months is the fact that sometime last year I finally bought a playstation2 - and it has sucked the real-life out of me - and not my enormous load of classes I attend (yeah, right.) But, shit, you gotta face it: Silent Hill 2 fucking rocks. I mean, really. Play it once or twice all the way through and all of a sudden it feels like you live in that creepy-ass town. Seriously. I play the soundtrack everywhere I go, and now this whole world seems like a totally different place. One with monsters.

Anywho, let me sum up my life....

I've pretty much given up going to school for now (I'm planning on attending a recording school in London, ON - Jen, if you're reading this, I just have to say that Canada rocks and I can't wait to fulfill my lifelong wish of being Canadian...), I started reading less and watching cartoons more, I've begun to actually like anime, I started a graphic novel based on a slightly more whimsical version of my life, and I've stopped spending money on things I need and started buying action figures left and right. What does this all mean??? Am I regressing (like my mom says I am)? Or am I just realizing now that my calling in life is to be an uneducated geek who lives with his parents and cannot get enough of Jack's Ultimate Cheeseburger. And for those of you who don't have Jack In The Box (i.e., the entire East Coast), you are seriously missing out, my friends. Unless you are a vegetarian, which I totally understand, mostly due to my one-year stint as a veggie back in high school. I admit it, though, I was finally dragged back to my carnivorous tendencies by the allure of a steamy pepperoni pizza. Interestingly enough, however, when I went back to meat, the first thing I had was a horribly freezer-burned corn dog to which my best friend's microwave showed absolutely no mercy. I ate it anyway. It made me sick because, I guess, my body wasn't used to meat. Or maybe it just wasn't used to rotten meat. Oh, well. Oh, wow, I got off topic.... Where was I? Oh, yes, my recent way of life. So am I bad? I mean, I have future plans, I really do. I've been with my girlfriend for a year and we have a whole timeline planned out. The problem is, it doesn't start until she's done with her undergrad stuff. Til then I'm pretty much trapped here in this sunny Southern California HELL. It could be worse. I could actually live near L.A. Shit, ya know, I totally forgot where I was going with this. If anyone still reads this, please write me and tell that I'm not so sad for wanting to re-live my childhood ten years after it abruptly left me when a girl first broke my heart. Heh. Now if that's not melodramatic... Anyway. That's all for now. Shit, I'm still not tired enough to go to bed and it's 5:20 am.

-Jared

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Hmmmm.... How are all my non-readers???? [12 Aug 2002|03:40am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

So, yeah, it's been a while. I kinda got a new girlfriend through a very strange chain of events. She and I are sperfect for each other, it's nuts. I believe my last entry was written about the time we started dating. Anywho, my mom and sis went on vacation leavin me and my dad alone in the house for, like, a month and a half. It was pretty cool cuz I got to hang out with my Megs all the time. And they came back yesterday. My kickass mom brought me home an accordion, and so now I have to tweek all the arrangements on my next cd to accomodate my new instrument of choice. Um, school starts in a couple weeks and I'm taking 18 units and shit. Craziness, yeah? That's all for now. I hope one day to actually acquire a reader. That would be madness. Untill then, here's to talking to myself!

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Wow, okay, so nevermind... [28 Mar 2002|12:11pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

Things are very strange right now. Strange in the most fantastic way imaginable. Sometimes when you're not looking (or the timing could not possibly be worse) you find the most wonderful and spectacular things. It is my belief that I have found this in the wake of my darkest hour. Hooray for me. Hooray for fate or whatever it is that determines important events (God gets a big thumbs up for this one). I wish everyone who reads this an incredibly terrific day. Damn, life is good sometimes.

-Jared

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Goddam, I'm frustrated [13 Mar 2002|09:52pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

I don't want to go into any detail on here for lots of reasons. But I just want to say that love and all that is an incredibly complicated thing and I hate it. So there. Fuck.

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ha! [10 Mar 2002|01:49am]
[ mood | tired ]

I saw this on biggerstaff's journal and decided to fill it out. I have nothing better to do.

i bring: booze to parties
i care: because no one else will.
i don't: have sex with animals.
i end: each day with a trip through cyberspace.
i fear: cancer
i go: to school sometimes.
i have: not killed anyone.
i irritate: everyone who knows me
i joke: about the size of my tiny nipples
i know: everything
i love: pie
i make: music
i never: shave
i own: a bunch of useless shit.
i play: mind games with myself
i quit: working cuz working's for losers.
i remember: every detail as far back as five seconds ago.
i say: lots of stupid things
i try: to try
i use: my arms for various tasks
i vent: my room so it doesn't smell bad
i wish: on a star every night.
i examine (a stretch, 'eh? oh well): my testicles for bumps and stuff. Did I mention that I'm petrified of cancer?
i'm younger: than I will ever be again
i'm zealous: about being who my conscience says I should be. And no, it doesn't tell me to be a dickhead.

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Listen to this, you bastard [23 Feb 2002|11:30pm]
I think when people get drunk all the fucking time, I think it's dumb. But goddammit, I understand because it is fucking fun. So sue me. I love anybody who still reads this. I am an awful online friend, I'm afraid.

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[10 Feb 2002|10:37am]
Last night I finally came on LJ again and found out that Rebecca Kris died. I just want to say that she was a light in this world. Even only ever knowing her online, there was no doubt of her importance here on Earth. We'll miss you, Becky.

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Los Angeles [10 Jan 2002|11:07pm]
If anybody cares, my girlfriend and I took a trip up to L.A. (we live in San Diego) to take a campus tour of UCLA where I hopefully will transfer my junior year and to look at communities in that area in which we could live. I believe that right now Santa Monica looks damn good if we can afford it. And we probably can. I will be working part time and Heather full-time as a nurse. We plan on moving summer of 2003. Seems like a long time, yet at the same time, after living at home for the last 20 years, it seems like such a short time until I will actually be out on my own. And married. And going to a fucking awesome school. Man, I hope I keep up my grades this semester. I hardly ever post, so no one knows this but this last semester through some act of God or something I got my first set of straight A's since fifth grade. damn, I'm good. Anyway, I hope my momentum lasts because UCLA is a damn fine school. And no matter what anybody else tells you, always remember that Jared's opinion is: Los Angeles rocks! there are about 750 movie theatres in West L.A. alone, and about 100,000,000 record stores. I will be in complete rapture, believe you me. Let's all cross our fingers that Jared's transfer application is accepted. If it's not, I will blame my guidance counselor and proceed to go to community college for the rest of my life. Speaking of the rest of my life, I am so freaking tired that I probably could sleep for the rest of my life, so goodnight.

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[19 Dec 2001|11:48pm]
I'm stranded at a stoplight on the wrong side of the Universe. Somebody wise once said that. Oh, wait that was me! So our early family Christmas party went pretty well. Not one mention of the birth of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, but hey, I guess you can't ask for too much. Anyway, time to go to bed and read Salinger because he really kicked ass.



PS. That James Bond game for PS2 is the freaking bomb. Especially if you use the Q claw to fly around the levels and pretend like you're Spiderman. Um... Potatoes.

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AAAARRGGHHH!!!!! [04 Dec 2001|03:33am]
Well it is three-thirty in in the morning on my birthday... Yeah, I put off all my English assignments until the end of the semester and had twenty-five essays to write tonight. I have completed twelve. You do the math. Looks like I'm gonna be up for a while... Everyone have a wonderful day. It's my birthday wish.

peace

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What a shitty update for being gone so long, eh?? [14 Nov 2001|10:55pm]

I am 55% Raver.



I may not be freaky like those Candy Kids, but I do know how to party. I am well connected in the scene, but may be getting a little tired of it.

Take the RAVER Test at Fuali.com!







Also, My computer crashed, and I don't know who knows this, but I am a semi-pro recording artist who records everything on his computer. And, like a dumbass, I did everything else on the same goddam computer. So when Windows fucked out on me, I had to scramble to save all my music. I'm up and running again and getting a second computer for all my non-music and graphics applications. So anywho, that's where I've been. How are you?

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Today's message [25 Oct 2001|12:20am]
hey, so how's it going out there, non-reader. shit fuck fuck, why doesn't anyone read this? is it cuz I say, "Shit" and "fuck" all the time? because if that's why, then you're a narrow-minded pinhead who probably thinks I'm going to hell just because I use words like that. well, listen, fucko, I am pretty close to God, and I believe in Jesus and I love the Lord, my God with all my heart, mind and soul, and I love everyone as I love myself so, fuck, off, I'm going to heaven and no stupid-ass man-made rules about a couple of letters in a certain order is gonna stop me. Suck on that, dipshit. :) I hope I offended everyone. goodnight.

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